The Tau Ceti Transmutation

Private eye Rich Weed's detective business isn't doing so hot-his only cases over the past year have involved missing cats-until a smoking hot babe walks through his office door with an interesting dilemma: someone broke into her apartment, and rather than robbing her, they left something behind instead. Now Rich is back on the job, following clues that send him tumbling into waffle-loving aliens, pot-smoking hippies, and a bizarre case of religious brainwashing. As the mystery thickens, only one thing is clear: Rich's beautiful client was lying through her teeth.