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The Mindless Colouring Book

Braindead Colouring for Exhausted People

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  • 128 pages
  • 5 hours of reading

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"The new way to increase your stress." Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindful. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It's not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you're probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Crocs & Socks SuperMagicCashFlowJuju Mantra Hipster Beards Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up Swear words! And much much more!

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The Mindless Colouring Book, Patrick Potter

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Released
2016
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Title
The Mindless Colouring Book
Subtitle
Braindead Colouring for Exhausted People
Language
English
Released
2016
Format
Paperback
Pages
128
ISBN10
1908211474
ISBN13
9781908211477
Series
Description
"The new way to increase your stress." Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindful. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It's not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you're probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Crocs & Socks SuperMagicCashFlowJuju Mantra Hipster Beards Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up Swear words! And much much more!