Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. Likes to stalk Mr. and Mrs. Next Door's poodle. I used to drag him around on a lead, but, as I explained to Mrs. Next Door, he ate it. Thongs: Stupid underwear worn by old Swotty Knickers, Lindsay. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is never acceptable). As taught to me by a professional snogger. In this wildly funny journal of a year in the life of Georgia Nicolson, British author Louise Rennison has perfectly captured the soaring joys and bottomless angst if being a teenager. In the spirit of "Bridget Jones' Diary," this fresh, irreverent, and simply hilarious book will leave you laughing out loud. As Georgia would say, it's "fabbity fab fab!"
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson Series
This series chronicles the hilarious misadventures of a quirky teenage girl navigating the often-turbulent waters of adolescence. Follow her through disastrous fashion choices, unforgettable first crushes, and the everyday dramas that make growing up an adventure. With sharp wit and laugh-out-loud observations, these books capture the chaotic joy and awkwardness of teenage life. It's a delightful escape into a world of humor, friendship, and finding your way.
Recommended Reading Order
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers
Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
- 204 pages
- 8 hours of reading
Georgia's protestations on being forced to emigrate to New Zealand with her parents are so successful that soon she's on her way back to Britain to stay with her grandparents. Her life becomes madder than when she lived with her parents!
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
- 183 pages
- 7 hours of reading
Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow." Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen?
A funny book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. This book is the fourth in the series.
Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
- 276 pages
- 10 hours of reading
The Sex God has left the country, taking Georgia's heart with him. So she decides to display glaciosity to all boys -- a girl can only have her heart broken so many times.Until she meets Masimo, the new singer for the Stiff Dylans. The Sex God is gone, but here comes the Dreamboat, and Georgia's away laughing on a fast camel (whatever that means).
...Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers.
- 334 pages
- 12 hours of reading
After trying to take Hamburger-a-gogo land, also known as the United States, by storm when her family vacations in Memphis, Tennessee, a British teen returns home to deal with the attentions of too many boys, weird parents, and mad cats.
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison's seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out in PB! Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why? * One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip. * Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me... * But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack! * I would rather snog my cat, Angus! * He has certainly got nicer legs... Well, more of them anyway. Georgia is on the 'rack of luuurve' once more... Will Masimo the Italian Stallion agree to be her one and only boyfriend? How does she really feel about her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh? And has Robbie the Sex God really gone for good? You'll laugh with her and cry with her - follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately tries to muddle her way through teenage life.
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's bestselling 8th book of confessions is now available in paperback!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - 9: Stop in the Name of Pants!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
- 286 pages
- 11 hours of reading
Time to gird the loins and pucker up. Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! Three maybe-boyfriends is a lot for any girl to handle—red-bottomed or not. What with Robbie the Sex God back from Kiwi-a-gogo land wanting to "get coffee" and whatsit, Masimo the Luuurve God saying things like " Ciao , Georgia, see you later" (the good see-you-later or the bad see-you-later??), and her mate Dave the Laugh snogging her in a pond, it's enough to make any girl mad. Good thing she has the ace gang to keep her sane. Ish. But now that she has tearfully eschewed Robbie the Sex God with a firm hand, Georgia is left with two potential snoggees to choose from, and it's high time she left the cakeshop of love for good. This time with a gorgey Italian cakey. Or a nip-libbling Dave the Tart. But certainly not both. Maybe.
Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets.
Related books
Zápisky Georgie Nicolsonové
- 563 pages
- 20 hours of reading
Souborné vydání deníkových záznamů Georgie Nicolsonové z pera britské spisovatelky Louise Rennisonové v sobě zahrnuje čtyři knížky vydané v edici Romana: On je fakt boží! (2001), To se mi snad zdá! (2002) Je to na draka (2003) Zmlkni, mozku! (2004). Co v zápiscích najdete? Především její úporný boj s beďary, velikým nosem, „hroznou“ ošklivostí a taky vám vylíčí všechny trable, které zažívá s malou sestřičkou Libby, nemožnými rodiči, kocourem Angusem, kamarádkami či sadistickými učiteli a spolužáky ve škole. Knížka, která rozhýbe bránice.
Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
- 640 pages
- 23 hours of reading
This title presents the brilliantly funny final novels in the series called 'Stop in the Name of Pants ' and 'Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?'.
Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails - make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh - unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, boys
The brilliantly funny first and second novels in the series 'Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging' and 'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers', out now in gorgey super-special omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE.
