This series plunges readers into the chaotic yet humorous world aboard a spaceship's sanitation crew. Facing everything from zombie outbreaks to shocking revelations about human history, the characters navigate absurdity with wit and resilience. It's a rollicking adventure perfect for fans of quirky sci-fi and laugh-out-loud, universe-spanning escapades.
The first installment of Hugo-winning author Hines' new series, ideal for fans of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. Marion "Mops" Adamopoulos, head of a spaceship's Health and Sanitation crew, guides her team through a zombie infestation and their discovery that the human history they took for granted isn't quite the whole story.
Human civilization didn't just fall; it was pushed. The Krakau arrived on Earth in 2104, and by 2105, humanity had devolved into feral monsters. This was an accident, and a century later, the Krakau returned to attempt a fix. Four months have passed since Marion 'Mops' Adamopoulos uncovered the truth behind that accident. During this time, she and her team of hygiene specialists hijacked the EMCS Pufferfish to thwart a bioterrorism attack on the Krakau homeworld. Now, Mops is on a quest to find proof of what truly transpired on Earth. The Krakau are preoccupied with protecting their secrets while battling the escalating aggression of the xenocidal Prodryans. Mops' mission shifts when she discovers a secret Krakau lab on Earth, where a group led by Fleet Admiral Belle-Bonne Sage is developing a new weapon that could either defeat the Prodryans or plunge the galaxy into chaos. To uncover the truth, Mops and her rogue cleaning crew must confront their greatest fear: returning to an Earth overrun by feral apes, wild dogs, and savage humans. The planet has been neglected for a century and a half, and what Mops discovers in the ruins of humanity could change everything—if she survives long enough to share it. Perhaps humanity isn't as lost as the galaxy believes.