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The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the ad-men sell us - the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true, unadulterated cat when we see one. For example: real cats have ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars . . . or appear on Christmas cards . . . or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away . . .
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The unadulterated cat, Terry Pratchett
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- Released
- 1997
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- Language
- English
- Authors
- Terry Pratchett
- Publisher
- Vista
- Released
- 1997
- Format
- Paperback
- Pages
- 128
- ISBN10
- 0575601558
- ISBN13
- 9780575601550
- Series
- Tags
- Fiction, Nature, Fantasy, Humor, Animals, Science Fiction, Love, Short Stories, Gifts for grandpa, British Literature, Games, Sexuality & Intimacy, English Literature, Comedies, Dogs, Cats, Training, Heritage, Fish, Equestrianism, Tomcat, Humorous Fantasy, Hygiene
- First published
- 1989
- Original title
- The Unadulterated Cat
- Rating
- 3.85 out of 5
- Description
- The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the ad-men sell us - the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true, unadulterated cat when we see one. For example: real cats have ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars . . . or appear on Christmas cards . . . or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away . . .